|Wear it on a button!|
Don't get me wrong: I think this guy is adorable. But those short arms mean he can't hit the ball hard, so his slugging percentage will be abysmal. He's working on his bunting, clearly, but the T-Rex was likely a slow lug of a dinosaur, and apparently took eons to turn a corner. And a tall body means he'll have an enormous strike zone, so he's not likely to take a walk. This guy's going to set records for low OPS. Who's the dummy who thought to put a bat in his hand? Oh. Right.
Still, that tail will come in handy on defense.